Viva la United States - A spiritual awakening

​Viva la United States -  A spiritual awakening
 
 
From New York, Florida, Oklahoma, Texas. New Jersey and every
 
state in the union arrives the good news.
 
TOILET PAPER IS SELLING OUT.
 
Yes, it is true
 
At long last a spiritual awakening has begun.
 
The purchase of many rolls of toilet paper can only mean one thing.
 
Time to rid ourselves of the human waste.
 
No more bullshit
 
Gone with the malarkey
 
Goodbye to the hooey.
 
So long to the gibberish.
 
Adieu to the horseshit.
 
No more poppycock.
 
Facts spew forth?
 
Perhaps a bit of genuineness.
 
No more reason to spin
 
or to build a house on sand.
 
I fear the rawness will be evident by roll 2.
 
Yet, let the purge continue.
 
By roll four
 
the light may find its way to the heart. 
 
The tress will gladly donate more to again fill the shelves.
 
Viva la trees.
 
Viva la toilet paper.
 
Visa la spiritual awakening.
 
Viva la United States
 
 
Written March 13, 2020
Jimmy  F Pickett
coachpickett.org